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  1. best-of-memes:

Somewhere in the world a physics professor is writing the perfect question for this 

    best-of-memes:

    Somewhere in the world a physics professor is writing the perfect question for this 

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pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

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convert your office into a horrible disaster

    cybercitrus:

    pixelavender:

    adriofthedead:

    vicemag:

    A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

    just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

    thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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    convert your office into a horrible disaster

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  5. best-of-memes:

    A father films his daughter’s selfie session :

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  8. poesdaughter:

    hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

    I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do

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  10. jimmyneuteredtron:

    imageKim Pastabowl

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  17. officialschool:

omg im laughing so hard rn

    officialschool:

    omg im laughing so hard rn

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